Has everyone successfully made it through Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Giving Tuesday, and whatever-the-hell-Wednesday-is? I swear I feel like there are going to be consumer based names for every day of December by next year.
But you’re in luck. Today is actually Steal From The Sportsbook Thursday! You simply make the following bets and wait for your money to double overnight! It’s like Elf on a Shelf, but for grownups and less weird or maybe just as weird depending on how messed up your 8 leg prop parlay gets.
That’s what we call a real top-class segue. Wasn’t exactly sure I was gonna land that plane.
On the season, we are 160-147. The boys finally had a good week again, going 16-9 collectively. Let’s see if I can man this week solo.
Al’s Solo Picks, Guaranteed To Not Lose*
GB at DET
We’re (me, it’s just me) taking the TNF under. New week, same bet. GB/DET u51.5.
NYJ/MIA
I’m on the Jets and the under here as well. NYJ +5.5, NYJ/MIA u44.5.
CAR/PHI
Depending on the numbers I use, I have the Panthers covering slightly, or the Eagles covering big. Y’all know me. I ain’t betting on the Panthers. PHI -13.
BUF at LAR
This is another that depends on which numbers I use. But one number that matters the most: 17. Josh Allen makes a difference in what ends up being a lower scoring affair. BUF -3.5, BUF/LAR u49.5.
*Guarantees are not guaranteed